“Ladies and gentlemen. We have grand news for you tonight, for the Lux Radio Theater has moved to Hollywood. And here we are in a theater of our very own. The Lux Radio Theater, Hollywood Boulevard, in the motion picture capital of the world. The curtain rises.โ
Going up with great fanfare on this day, 1 June, in 1936, that curtain, made of words and music for the listening multitude in homes across the United States, revealed more than a stage. It showed how an established if stuffy venue for the recycling of Broadway plays could be transformed into a spectacular new showcase for the allied talents at work in motion pictures, network radio, and advertisement.

โFrankly, I was skeptical when the announcement first reached this office,โ Radio Guideโs executive vice-president and general manager Curtis Mitchell declared not long after the Hollywood premiere. The program was โan old production as radio shows go,โ Mitchell remarked, one that was โrich with the respect and honorsโ it had garnered during its first two years on the air. Why meddle with an established formula?
Mitchellโs misgivings were soon allayed. The newly refurbished Lux Radio Theater had not been on the air for more than two weeks; and Radio Guide already rewarded it with a โMedal of Meritโโgiven, so the magazine argued, โbecause its sponsors had the courage to make a daring moveโ that, in turn, had โincreased the enjoyment of radio listeners.โ Thereโs nothing like a new wrinkle to shake the impression of starchiness.
โI cannot help but feel,โ Mitchell continued, that the “two recent performances emanating from Hollywood have lifted it in a new elevation in public esteem. Personally, listening to these famous actors under the direction of Cecil De Mille, all of them broadcasting almost from their own front yards, gave me a new thrill.”
That DeMille had, in fact, no hand in the production did little to diminish the thrill. An open secret rather than a bald lie, the phony title was part of an elaborate illusion. The veteran producer-director brought prestige to the format, attracted an audience with promises of behind-the-scenes tidbits, and sold a lot of soap flakes throughout his tenure; and even if the act wouldnโt wash, he could always rely on the continuity writers to supply the hogwash.
As DeMille reminded listeners on that inaugural broadcast (and as I mentioned on a previous occasion), Lux had โbeen a household word in the DeMille family for 870 years,โ his family crest bearing the motto โLux tua vita mea.โ Oh, Lever Brother!
Perhaps the motto should have been โManus manum lavat.โ After all, that is what the Lux Radio Theater demonstrated most forcibly. In the Lux Radio Theater, one hand washed the other, with a bar of toilet soap always within reach. As I put it in Etherised Victorians, my doctoral study on the subject of radio plays, it
was in its mediation between the ordinary and the supreme that a middlebrow program like Lux served to promote network programming as a commercially effective and culturally sophisticated hub for consumers, sponsors, and related entertainment industries.
With DeMille as nominal producer and Academy Award-winner Louis Silver as musical director, the new productions came at a considerable cost for the sponsor: some $300 a minute, as reported in another issue of Radio Guide for the week ending 1 August 1937. Of the $17,500 spent on โThe Legionnaire and the Lady,โ the first Hollywood production, $5000 went to Marlene Dietrich, while co-star Clark Gable received $3,500. Those were tidy sums back the, especially considering that the two leads had not even shown up for rehearsals.
The investment paid off; a single Monday night broadcast reportedly attracted as many listeners as flocked to Americaโs movie theaters on the remaining days of the week. As DeMille put it in his introduction to the first Hollywood broadcast, the audience of the Lux Radio Theater was โgreater than any four walls could encompass.โ Besides, the auditorium from which the broadcasts emanated was already crowded with luminaries.
โI see a lot of familiar faces,โ DeMille was expected to convince those sitting at home: โThereโs Joan Blondell, Gary Cooper (he stars in my next picture, The Plainsman), Stuart Erwin and his lovely wife June Collier.โ
Also present were Al Jolson, Ruby Keeler, and Franchot Tone. โAnd I, I think I see Freddie March,โ DeMille added in a rather unsuccessful attempt at faking an ad lib. While there is ample room for doubt that any “nine out of ten” of those stars named actually used Lux, as the slogan alleged, they sure made use of theย Lux Radio Theater. It was an excellent promotional platform, a soapbox of giant proportions.
As I was reminded on a trip to the Lady Lever Art Gallery in Port Sunlight last year, Lever Brothers had always been adroit at mixing their business with other peopleโs pleasure. Long before the Leverhulmes went west to hitch their wagon on one Hollywood star or another, they had disproved the Wildean maxim that the greatest art is to conceal art and that art, for artโs sake, must be useless.
It is owing to the advertising agents in charge of the Lever account that even the long frowned upon โcommercialโ did no longer seem quite such a dirty word.
Related recording
“The Legionnaire and the Lady,โ Lux Radio Theater (1 June 1936)
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Well, I neither know nor care whether it is still considered a gaffe in some circles, but this was the kind of post-Labor Day that makes me want to wear white, or less. Mind you, I was just lounging in our garden, a rare enough treat this year. I am not among those who look toward fall as a fresh and colorful season, marked and marred by decay as it is. In New York City, my former home, September and October come as a relief from the stifling heat, a cooling down for which there is generally no need here in temperate and meteorologically temperamental Wales. Pop culturally speaking, to be sure, autumn is a time of renewal. In the US, at least, there is the fall lineup to look forward to as the end of an arid stretch in which fillers and (starting in the late 1940s) repeats convinced folks of the pleasures to be had outdoors.
Fancy that, Florence Farley! You were one lucky teenager, when, early in March 1939, a photographer from the ever enterprising Hearst paper New York Journal American came to see a fashion show planned by you and the kids in your neighborhoodโthe none too fashionable Tenth Avenue in Manhattan. Subsequently, you were chosen to go to Hollywood and become a “Lady for a Day.” What’s more, on this day, 1 May, you got to tell millions of Americans about your experience, dutifully marvelling at the “simply swell” Lux toilet soap in return. After all, you were talking to Cecil B. DeMille, nominal producer of the Lux Radio Theater, and there had to be something in it for those who made you over, young lady, and made your day.

