Let’s Pretend . . . We’ve All Grown Up

Just how up have we grown since, say, the 1950s? You know, those innocent days of atomic terror, Cold War fears and anti-Communist witch-hunting. We who presume to have grown up tend to make small of what lies behind us, whether we ridicule or romanticize it. We not only know, we know better. We believe ourselves so much more educated, sophisticated or complicated than folks back in the day, whatever that day might be. It rarely occurs to us that we may have lost something other than simplicity, that we have forgotten much that was worth remembering. All those fables and fairy tales, for instance, those legends and myths that once were known to children and adults alike, the archetypal yarns that bound us, tied us to distant yet related cultures, to past generations, and to antiquity by reminding us that we are one with the earth and the universe. We have not so much grown up, it seems to me, as we are growing apart.

Imagine a children’s program these days dramatizing the by now little known story of “Ceres and Prosperina,” which was heard on this day, 28 November, in 1953 by anyone tuning in to the popular and long-running radio series Let’s Pretend. Obviously, this was well before those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles graced the plastic lunch boxes of a myth-starved generation.

Let’s Pretend rarely resorted to such faux myths and ersatz folk tales; instead, it kept many of the traditional ones alive, from “Bluebeard” to “Hiawatha,” from “Jason and the Golden Fleece” to “The Emperor’s New Clothes.” Under what Norman Corwin in his Foreword to cast member Arthur Anderson’s chronicle of the program called the “benign dictatorship” of Nila Mack, Let’s Pretend “enjoyed a run of 24 years, during which it scooped up almost half a hundred national awards, and also during which the adapter-director-producer smoked two and a half packs of cigarettes daily.”

For the “Ceres and Proserpina” episode, the producers of the series (Ms. Mack, pictured above, had died earlier that year of a heart attack) did not feel obliged to explain just who these characters were, other than pointing out that this Roman myth was a perfect story for Thanksgiving, which had been celebrated two days prior to the Saturday broadcast. As the host of the series, Uncle Bill Adams, put it:

Thanksgiving is America’s own holiday; but ever since the beginning of time people have been celebrating the harvest season one way or another. The Greeks and Romans, two thousand years ago, had a wonderful harvest story. And today we’re doing it for the first time on Let’s Pretend.

All that needed to be clarified to make “Ceres and Proserpina” (as streamlined and sanitized for radio by Johanna Johnston) come alive to the target audience of tots was the meaning of the word “pomegranate.” As Sybil Trent defined it, “it’s round and red, and a little bigger than an apple, Pretenders, but the inside is full of red seeds like big currants, full of juice and very delicious.”

I suspect that, these days, the producers of a kids’ program would have to spend more time explaining or justifying their choice of presenting a myth like “Ceres and Proserpina” than they would the shape or taste of the fruit that plays such a pivotal role in it. Thanksgiving aside, the story was readily made relevant to its listeners, who were reminded of the people who, even eight years after the end of the Second World War, were living in abject poverty overseas. As announcer Jim Campbell explained:

Yes, Pretenders, now that the Thanksgiving season is almost over and everybody is beginning to think about Christmas, here’s a reminder for you to pass on to your families. Many children, and grown-ups, too, in lands that were devastated by the war, face a very miserable Christmas indeed, unless some good Americans play Santa Claus for them.

This year, a “miserable” or, at any rate, less splendid holiday season is being forecast for many families, including “some good Americans”; but no one seems to advocate Ovid’s Metamorphoses as an alternative to the computerized fantasy games that are less likely this season to fly off the shelves of the electronic stores not yet closed down for good. Along with cost-effective radio dramatics, mythology is the kind of nutritious snack that has long disappeared from the menu of children’s entertainment. The change of seasons, fancifully explained by “Ceres and Proserpine,” is now defined by commerce, by what is and what is not on display in the shop windows. It is the modern myth of perpetual growth and prosperity that may well prove the less relevant and enduring one. By all means, have that pomegranate, but brace yourself for a prolonged visit with Pluto.

5 Replies to “Let’s Pretend . . . We’ve All Grown Up”

  1. Ah, but aren\’t there many sophistications. For example, I recognize Proserpina as the latinate form of Persephone, the name given to the concept car in the episode of the Simpson\’s in which Homer meets his long lost brother. They would have had no idea in 1953.


  2. I somehow knew you\’d bring up The Simpsons (a program with which I am not overly familiar). The problem I have with such post-modern recycling is that we are too quick to play with and discard what we at best half remember, to make light of what seems too heavy to carry through. Everything\’s reduced to a footnote, and we\’ve forgotten to walk.That said, the above, however revised, is hardly one of my better performances. I merely wanted to share my surprise at finding \”Ceres and Proserpine\” among the tales adapted for Let\’s Pretend.


  3. Actually, I thought that was pretty cool, too. But each era exists in its own time. We can\’t carry all of the 50s into the present, but you do a service by remembering previous eras. It is good to remember we aren\’t wiser than our dying doppelgangers of earlier generations.


  4. I\’m too old to \”get\” the Simpsons. So old that I actually remember \”Let\’s Pretend.\” Those kids were fine actors. How I wish I still had the note from Nila Mack, responding to my question about a piece of music used as a Bridge on the show. I can still hear it, Victor Herbert\’s \”Badinage\” in my head. That note would be a fine piece of OTR memorabilia. Oh well, if some of my other functions have gone South, the memory still works pretty good.


  5. Now, there\’s another radio days story you could share with us. No evidence required, however valuable Mack\’s note. Radio often encourages me to ask questions, to research and make connections. Hearing about things makes me more curious than being shown them, I guess. I find it remarkable that you inquired about the music, rather than request a story or demand a \”fairy\” be sent to you, free of charge (as one kid did, according to Corwin\’s Foreword). I am envious of your memory as well as your memories, Clifton.


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