This is just the night for a returnโa return to that old, beloved yet woefully neglected hobbyhorse of mine. You know, the Pegasus of hobbyhorses: the radio. After all, it is the anniversary of the Mercury Theatreโs 1938 โWar of the Worldsโ broadcast, a date that lives in infamy for giving those who say that โseeing is believingโ an ear-opening poke in the eye. These days, the old Pegasus doesnโt get much of an airing. It may have sprung from the blood of Medusaโbut that old Gorgon, television, still has a petrifying grip on our imagination.
What made โThe War of the Worldsโ so convincing was that it treated fantasy to the trickery of realism, by turning an old sci-fi yarn into what, too many, sounded like a documentary. As the programโs general editor, John Housemanโwho gave up the ghost on Halloween in 1988โrecalled about the Mercuryโs holiday offering, not even the script girl had much faith in the material: โItโs all too silly! Weโre going to make fools of ourselves. Absolute idiots.โ Instead, the broadcast made fools of thousands by exploiting their pre-war invasion anxieties.
As I put it in Etherized Victorians, broadcast fictions could
tap into what McLuhan argued to be โinherent in the very natureโ of radioโthe power to turn โpsyche and society into a single echo chamber.โ
The more urgent concern for broadcasters had always been whether it was proper for radio dramatists to exploit this power at all, especially after the codes of radioโs surface realism had been so forcefully violated by Howard Kochโs dramatization [. . .]. In one of the most disturbing scenes of the play, a speaker identified as a CBS announcer addresses the public to document the end of civilizationโโThis may be the last broadcastโโuntil succumbing to the noxious fumes that spread across Manhattan and extinguish all human life below. ย His body having collapsed at the microphone, a lone voiceโrendered distant and faint by a filterโattempts to establish communication.ย
It is the voice of a radio operator: โ2X2L calling CQ. . . . 2X2L calling CQ . . . . 2X2L calling CQ . . . New York. Isnโt there anyone on the air? [Isnโt there anyone on the air?] Isnโt there anyone. . . .โ ย The Mercury Playersโ โholiday offeringโ had not only โdestroyed the Columbia Broadcasting System,โ as Welles jested at the conclusion of his infamous Halloween prank, but had pronounced the death of its receiversโthe listening public. ย Considering the near panic that ensued, was it advisable to open the realm Esslin called a โregion akin to the world of the dreamโ without clearly demarcating it as fantasy by resorting to the spells of Trilby, Chandu, or The Shadow?
After that night, the aural medium as governed by those in charge of the realties of commerce and convenience seemed destined to perpetuate what Trilling referred to as the โchronic American beliefโ in the โincompatibility of mind and reality.โ
Related writings
โโWar of the Worldsโ: A Report from the Sensorial Battlefieldโ
โโWar of the Worldsโ: The Election Editionโ
โThousands Panic When Nelson Eddy Begins to Singโ




I rarely hear from my sister; sometimes, months go by without a word between us. I have not seen her in almost a decade. Like all of my relatives, my sister lives in Germany. I was born there. I am a German citizen; yet I have not been โhomeโ for nearly twenty years. It was back in 1989, a momentous year for what I cannot bring myself to call โmy country,โ that I decided, without any intention of making a political statement about the promises of a united Deutschland, I would leave and not return in anything other than a coffin. I donโt care where my ashes are scattered; it might as well be on German soilโa posthumous mingling of little matter. This afternoon, my sister sent me one of her infrequent e-missives. I was sitting in the living room and had just been catching up with the conclusion of an old thriller I had fallen asleep over the night before. The message concerned US President Obamaโs visit to Buchenwald, the news of which had escaped me.



“I’m in love with a fairy tale / Even though it hurts.” It was with these lyrics, a fiddle, and a disarming smile that Norwegian delegate Alexander Rybak came to be voted winner of the 54th Eurovision Song Contestโan annual spectacle-cum-diplomatic mission reputed to be the worldโs most-watched non-sporting event on television. However intended, the lines aptly capture the attitude of many Europeans toward the contest, just as the entries in the ever expanding competition are a reflection of all that is exasperating, perverse, and wonderful about European Unityโa leveling of cultures for the sake of political stability, national security, and economic opportunity.


Historically speaking, it is difficult for me to get the larger picture. When I express anything amounting to a weltanschauung, I go all philosophical. Perhaps, I live too much in the confines of my own peculiar everyday to engage with the political events and developments that shape my existence. Life in the United States has taughtโor, at any rate, encouragedโme to live in and for the now, a modus of going about oneโs affairs that is more personally rewarding even though it might not always be quite so socially or globally responsible. Seizing the day for the sake of that day and its glories alone is not something to which Germans, in particular, are prone; they are more likely to seize opportunities for the future, or another country, for that matter.
This is a day for disguises, and a night of unmasking. A time to let yourself go, and a time to let go of something. A night to make an ass of yourself, and a morning to mark yourself with ash. Shrove Tuesday, Mardi Gras, Fastnacht. Back where I come fromโGermanyโs Rhinelandโcarnival is a major holiday, an interlude set aside for delusions, for letting powerless misrule themselves: laborers parading in the streets without demanding higher wages, farmers nominating mock kings and drag queens to preside over their revels; women storming the houses of local government to perform the ritual of emasculation by cutting off the ties that hang from the necks of the ruling sex. It is a riotous spectacle designed to preserve what is; a staged and sanctioned ersatz rebellion that exhausts itself in hangovers.
Before settling down for a small-screening of Inherit the Wind, I twisted the dial in search of the man from whose contemporaries we inherited the debate it depicts: Charles Darwin, born, like Abraham Lincoln, on this day, 12 February 1809. Like Lincoln, Darwin was a liberator among folks who resisted free thinking, a man whose ideas not only broadened minds but roused the ire of the close-minded–stick in the muds who resented being traced to the mud primordial, dreaded having what they conceived of as being set in stone washed away in the flux of evolution, and resolved instead to keep humanity from evolving. On BBC radio, at least, Darwin is the man of the hour. His youthful